HomeA blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off."How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her."Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied."What?" sputtered the doctor."You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?""No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid Rp.6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.""So then?" asked the doctor."Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid Rp.3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.""So then?""Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
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